Thursday, June 7, 2007


These are the Rules I live by listen to them so you may better understand me!

The Nine Satanic Statements

  1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
  2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
  3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
  4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates.
  5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
  6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
  7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
  8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
  9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as it has kept it in business all these years.

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

  1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
  2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
  3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
  4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
  5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
  6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
  7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
  8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
  9. Do not harm little children.
  10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
  11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

The Nine Satanic Sins

  1. Stupidity — The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
  2. Pretentiousness — Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
  3. Solipsism — Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won’t. Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of “Do unto others as they do unto you.” It’s work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that point.
  4. Self-deceit — It’s in the “Nine Satanic Statements” but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it’s fun, and with awareness. But then, it’s not self-deceit!
  5. Herd Conformity — That’s obvious from a Satanic stance. It’s all right to conform to a person’s wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many.
  6. Lack of perspective — Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints — know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.
  7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies — Be aware that this is one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something new and different, when in reality it’s something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the creator and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.
  8. Counterproductive Pride — That first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you’ve painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I’m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it.
  9. Lack of Aesthetics — This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but an eye for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It’s not what’s supposed to be pleasing — it’s what is. Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one’s own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.


Well this is how today went...

6:30 A.M.

I got woken up so that I may go to work and there is nothing I hate more than getting woke up at 6 friggn' 30!

Because well I hadn't fallen asleep till about.....4:00A.M.!
Ya I'm an Insomniac and I have other needs..... <.<..... >.>!

Well any ways after I got dressed in my uniform I got in my car and drove off to pick up wisa so we could head off to work!

8:30 A.M.

Work starts and the children flock to me like sheep...Apparently the children love me even tho I'm the anti Christ! So after a good hour or so of Dodge ball and Freeze Tag it was sparring class and Wisa beat me by 1 point....because our judge was ignorant and didn't see my 3 consecutive hits, god being fast sucks no one can see your hits....

Some time after lunch the kiddies huddled around Wolf for some awesome stories like always!

*Actual Stories*

(1) [Wolf] Well This one time I had a U.P.S guy come in after delivering my Wii, he asked if he could use the restroom, and since I was so friggn' high with excitement I agreed...Well he was pretty big like 400lbs BIG! He ran in and shut the door the next thing I hear is a "Gun shot and the sound of porcelain breaking!" the next thing I know this dude is running out of the crapper and nods to me....that bastard It smelt so bad like someone skinned a cat and left it in the sun for 3 weeks. I looked like one of those guys on the news trying to defuse a bomb! I got my head peaking in the door with a broom trying to giggle the handle!

(2) [Wolf] Ok, kiddies the truth has been revealed I trade small children on the black market for...well Wheat pennies!
[Kyle] What? Why wheat pennies?
[Wolf] Cause Kyle wheat pennies kick major butt!........Duh!

After lunch we went to the PAC swimming pool and I was a giant pool toy tossing children across the pool....I hate kids....

And that was about my day...
Check in tomorrow for a new report but be prepared work days are boring most of the time!

Wednesday, June 6, 2007


9:00 A.M.

I woke up after having another crappy dream well I think I was eating babies...Dont ask! Well anyways I was up scripting another web browser when my anyoing phone rang and it was the man I hate the most on Earth...The Dentist

[Wolf] Hello who may I ask is speaking?
[Dentist] It Be Me You Cavity Infested Canine!
[Wolf] Oh No'z Itz you...Damn you caller I.D You LIED TO Meh!
[Dentist] MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I Will Pawnz your teeth next WEEK! *BEEP*

*Actual Call*
[Wolf] Ello?
[Dentist] Uh yes this is the dentist office calling reminding you of your appointment next week hope to see you soon! ^_^ *Beep*
[Wolf] Oh...Shit.... T_T *Beep*

Well after that dramatic call I had to work up all my nerves to go to the fridge and makes me a sammich while listening to Cold Play's "Clocks" Yes a strange mix indeed but I like makin sammiches to music! So after my triple decker Ham and turkey sandwich was COMPLETED! i heard the level up fanfare and I continued on about my day with a higher level of sammich makin!

12:00 A.M.

Another friggn computer crash God I hate my laptop all it does is wait till im almost done and crash!

[Wolf] Awesome I'm so close to finishing my newest web browser...
[Computer] cough....Wolf I don't feel well...cough
[Wolf] Hold on compy I just need to finish one more line then you can power down!
[Computer] I dont think I can last that long I'm going to boot down now....
[Wolf] Oh no u don't you piece of shit hold on I've been workin on this for almost 3 weeks!
[Computer] cough... <_<.......cough...>_>........(Windows Has Crashed and Needs To Reboot)

*Actual Event*
[Wolf] Almost done sweeeet!
[Computer] (Windows Has Crashed and Needs To Reboot)
[Wolf] ........................OMFGWTFBBQ?!?....................
[Computer] (Reboot)

So I played oblivion till 9:00 P.M.

9:01 P.M.

Time to log onto the Pack Forums and check up on everyone!
So I did
And I did it well!
And Now at 9:42 P.M. I'm makin this post sweet hu...Ya I though so too!

My Favorite Forum Site!

Here it is...

The Best Friends Ever.....EVER!

My Favorite Quote List As of June-06-07

1. "Kill them with your Magical Mystical Mind Bullet!"
2. "Uh...Google it retard..."
4. "Durrr My names Gary"
6. "If it doesn't put the lotion on it's skin it gets the Baphomet Again!"
7. "Uh, Hello My Names Gary And I'm A Satanist!"
8. "Whats Black and Blue and Red All Over?....Your Face IF YOU DON'T STFU!"
9. "Lisa...WTF are you chewing on?"
10. "BOOM! Head Shot"

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